This is not just a book—it’s a survival guide. A manifesto for the huddled masses, the casualties of love’s cruelty, the ghosted, abandoned, and henpecked. The ones who still hear the echoes of nagging even in their dreams.  

For centuries, men have fallen—from the Garden of Eden to the Starbucks drive-thru—all victims of Simpery’s relentless grip.  

But fear not! The words of Oraculon Sympoth, passed down through the ages, shall now be revealed.  

The solution to your Simp-induced existence, bulletized for maximum clarity, crafted for your redemption.  

Sigma wisdom is merely the beginning.  

For the true path leads elsewhere...  

And in the final epilogue, a revelation awaits—one no Simp will see coming.